April 2012
30 posts
4 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY LINE!
*tries to grab his arms*
*pokes at Chuck’s arms with the joints of the glasses*
OW! *hits him*
AH! Son of a bitch! *reaches out to grab his hair*
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
SHUT UP! I HAVE REAL FRIENDS HERE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
I’M SURE THEY ALL SEEM VERY REAL WHEN YOU’RE OFF YOUR MEDS!
THEY ARE REALLY NICE! ONE OF THEM MAKES ME COOKIES!
OH YEAH? WONDER WHAT’S IN THOSE?!
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
*blindly smacks them away and lands on top of him* DON’T EVER COME NEAR ME OR GEOFFREY EVER AGAIN
*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY LINE!
*tries to grab his arms*
*pokes at Chuck’s arms with the joints of the glasses*
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW IS AT SOME STORE!
IT’S AT A COLLEGE WHICH MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU
SO NOW YOU’RE PLAYING YOUR CRAPPY NOVELTY VINYL RECORDS TO JUNKIE COLLEGE STUDENTS? BIG STEP UP THERE!!
SHUT UP! I HAVE REAL FRIENDS HERE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
I’M...
1 tag
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
*growls and leaps at him*
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
*blindly smacks them away and lands on top of him* DON’T EVER COME NEAR ME OR GEOFFREY EVER AGAIN
*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY...
1 tag
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR JOB THEN? WORLD’S LARGEST DRAFT STOPPER?!
I RUN A RADIO SHOW! I GET TO DO MUSIC STUFF! I BET YOU STILL TEACH FAKE HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS!
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW IS AT SOME STORE!
IT’S AT A COLLEGE WHICH...
1 tag
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*steals other-Chuck’s glasses out of spite*
*stumbles* HEY! *stares at the form of Other-Chuck* DID A SEA LION STEAL MY GLASSES?
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
*growls and leaps at him*
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
HE’S AT WORK BECAUSE HE’S NOT A LAZY FATTIE SLOB LIKE YOU!
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR JOB THEN? WORLD’S LARGEST DRAFT STOPPER?!
I RUN A RADIO SHOW! I GET TO DO MUSIC STUFF! I BET YOU STILL TEACH FAKE HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS!
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW...
1 tag
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
Mmhmm.
I’m not.
*sneers*
*steals other-Chuck’s glasses out of spite*
*stumbles* HEY! *stares at the form of Other-Chuck* DID A SEA LION STEAL MY GLASSES?
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
WE LOVE EACH OTHER YOU STUPID JUNKIE WHORE
I WILL NEVER LET YOU HAVE HIM
I’M NOT ASKING YOU, AM I?! I’M TAKING HIM BACK FROM YOUR LARDY FOLDS OF LARD! WHERE IS HE?! I BET HE’S STUCK SOMEWHERE IN THOSE ROLLS OF FAT!
HE’S AT WORK BECAUSE HE’S NOT A LAZY FATTIE SLOB LIKE YOU!
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY!...
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
Mmhmm.
I’m not.
*sneers*
*steals other-Chuck’s glasses out of spite*
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
BUT GEOFFREY WILL COME WITH ME EITHER WAY SO YOU STILL DON’T GET HIM UGLY FATTIE
HE WILL NOT! YOU’LL DIE AND YOUR HYPNOSIS WILL WEAR OFF AND THEN I’LL FORGIVE HIM EVENTUALLY FOR EVER BELIEVING THAT I COULD BE AS MUCH OF A BLIMP AS THAT!
WE LOVE EACH OTHER YOU STUPID JUNKIE WHORE
I WILL NEVER LET YOU HAVE HIM
I’M NOT...
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
Oh yeah? Are you still stuck in Flatpoint you loser zero?
I…
….I….
…….i wouldn’t…
I’m not stuck.
Mmhmm.
I’m not.
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mrchucknoblet started following you
temporaryareas:
Hello, Mr. Noblet.
I think
I’m only following you so we can get one thing clear here.
I’m Chuck Noblet.
That elephant seal/walrus/elephant-testicle-faced monstrosity is not.
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
AT LEAST GOD’S NOT GOING TO KICK ME OUT OF HEAVEN SO I DON’T DRAG THE CLOUDS DOWN TO EARTH!
AT LEAST I’M GETTING TO HEAVEN WHEREAS YOU DON’T HAVE AND HAVEN’T EVER HAD A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL OF GETTING ANYWHERE NEAR HEAVEN!
BUT GEOFFREY WILL COME WITH ME EITHER WAY SO YOU STILL DON’T GET HIM UGLY FATTIE
HE WILL NOT!...
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*rude laugh* Well somebody hired you, didn’t they? Or are you a fattie AND unemployed?
*turning red* I’m employed in a perfectly slimline job for non-impostor-walruses. Something you wouldn’t know about.
Oh yeah? Are you still stuck in Flatpoint you loser zero?
I…
….I….
…….i...
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
AT LEAST I DIDN’T EAT JONAH!
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE THE DAMNED WHALE! WHILE ALSO BEING A WHALE!
AT LEAST GOD’S NOT GOING TO KICK ME OUT OF HEAVEN SO I DON’T DRAG THE CLOUDS DOWN TO EARTH!
AT LEAST I’M GETTING TO HEAVEN WHEREAS YOU DON’T HAVE AND HAVEN’T EVER HAD A SNOWBALL’S CHANCE IN HELL OF GETTING...
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*smug as fuck* We live in New York CIty. We have real jobs.
*acid rises in his throat as he tries to shake the thought of this impostor being anywhere near Geoffrey* I didn’t think there was a wide range of jobs for walruses.
*rude laugh* Well somebody hired you, didn’t they? Or are you a fattie AND unemployed?
*turning red*...
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM - OR LOOK AT HIM! HIS SWAYING MANBREASTS WILL PUT YOU UNDER HIS EVIL SPELL!
YOUR HIPS ALONE COULD SINK THE TITANIC!
WHAT CAN I SAY?! HOT HIPS SINK SHIPS!
AT LEAST WHEN I’M OUT FISHING I DON’T GET CHASED BY WHALING SHIPS!
AT LEAST I DIDN’T EAT JONAH!
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ATE THE DAMNED...
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*grits teeth* I DON’T KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY HYPNOTIZING HIM WITH ALL THAT JIGGLING FAT!
*malicious grin* We live together.
*seething with unusually quiet rage* Now I know you’re lying. He’d never… without… me…
*shakes self out of it* Anyway, where would you even live? Can you really afford a whale tank?
*smug...
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
temporaryareas:
WhAt Is GoInG oN i’m so cONFUSED
THAT MAN IS A LYING FATTIE
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM - OR LOOK AT HIM! HIS SWAYING MANBREASTS WILL PUT YOU UNDER HIS EVIL SPELL!
YOUR HIPS ALONE COULD SINK THE TITANIC!
WHAT CAN I SAY?! HOT HIPS SINK SHIPS!
AT LEAST WHEN I’M OUT FISHING I DON’T GET CHASED BY WHALING...
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
More like a SIZE zero. You’re the fatty zero big fat fatty. Fat.
*laughs* If I’m the fat one, why do I have Geoffrey?
*grits teeth* I DON’T KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY HYPNOTIZING HIM WITH ALL THAT JIGGLING FAT!
*malicious grin* We live together.
*seething with unusually quiet rage* Now I know you’re lying....
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
temporaryareas:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU!
STOP TALKING TO HER LIKE YOU’RE ME!
WhAt Is GoInG oN i’m so cONFUSED
THAT MAN IS A LYING FATTIE
DON’T LISTEN TO HIM - OR LOOK AT HIM! HIS SWAYING MANBREASTS WILL PUT YOU UNDER HIS EVIL SPELL!
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
I’m over here; get your fat face out of the mirror.
You’re fat. A big fat zero fatty.
More like a SIZE zero. You’re the fatty zero big fat fatty. Fat.
*laughs* If I’m the fat one, why do I have Geoffrey?
*grits teeth* I DON’T KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY HYPNOTIZING HIM WITH ALL THAT JIGGLING FAT!
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
temporaryareas:
mrchucknoblet:
temporaryareas:
OKAY CHUCK JEEZ
WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME FOR, YOU STUPID… THING?
AND I’M CHUCK. NOT HIM!
but Chuck said-
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU!
STOP TALKING TO HER LIKE YOU’RE ME!
I AM YOU!
No, wait
I’M ME! YOU’RE PRETENDING YOU’RE ME BUT IT’S NOT GOING TO WORK! …MUCH...
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
temporaryareas:
mrchucknoblet:
temporaryareas:
OKAY CHUCK JEEZ
WHAT ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME FOR, YOU STUPID… THING?
AND I’M CHUCK. NOT HIM!
but Chuck said-
I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU!
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
temporaryareas:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
temporaryareas:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
Turns out you’re not supposed to pretend to be other people when you’re not those other people.
How about that?
Maybe you should get the fuck of this website then, faker.
wait is chuck arguing with himself this is hot TERRIBLE THIS IS TERRIBLE
Shut your dirty little mouth! That man is not...
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So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
Turns out you’re not supposed to pretend to be other people when you’re not those other people.
How about that?
Maybe you should get the fuck of this website then, faker.
I’m over here; get your fat face out of the mirror.
You’re fat. A big fat zero fatty.
More like a SIZE zero. You’re the fatty zero...
1 tag
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
Turns out you’re not supposed to pretend to be other people when you’re not those other people.
How about that?
Maybe you should get the fuck of this website then, faker.
I’m over here; get your fat face out of the mirror.
2 tags
So I've just read the new Terms of Service
Turns out you’re not supposed to pretend to be other people when you’re not those other people.
How about that?
February 2012
64 posts
6 tags
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*roars and holds shoulder*
*takes the opportunity to back off and nurse his own arm*
*growls* That hurt, asshole.
You cut my arm first. Besides, you deserve it for taking over my life and tricking my friend into befriending you!
I didn’t… I didn’t trick him. *glares* We’ve been...
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*roars and holds shoulder*
*takes the opportunity to back off and nurse his own arm*
*growls* That hurt, asshole.
You cut my arm first. Besides, you deserve it for taking over my life and tricking my friend into befriending you!
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
IT’S BECAUSE YOU COULDN’T HIT THE BROADSIDE OF A BARN, YOU UNCOORDINATED LARD-ASS!
I’M NOT TRYING TO HIT YOUR MOM; I’M TRYING TO HIT YOU! *gets closer, triumphantly pokes him in the shoulder with the letter-opener*
*roars and holds shoulder*
*takes the opportunity to back off and nurse his own arm*
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sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*trips forward with all the grace of an angry one-legged ostrich, letter opener aimed at his thigh* YOU’RE RIGHT; YOUR FAT-SATURATED BODY WOULD POISON ‘EM!
*parrys him with his knife* EN GARDE!
*pretends to go for his right hip and swiftly jabs at the left shoulder instead* DAMNIT! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO HIT A...
2 tags
TMI Tuesday? Ask any sort of question that you... →
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
AGH! BITCH! *guards arm, swipes the letter opener at his chest* I’M GONNA SLICE CHUNKS OF FAT OUTTA YOU AND DONATE THEM TO SOUP KITCHENS!
*jumps back* PEOPLE DON’T LIKE EATING MUSCLE, STUPID!
*trips forward with all the grace of an angry one-legged ostrich, letter opener aimed at his thigh* YOU’RE RIGHT; YOUR...
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sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*cuts his arm* I’M NOT FAT! YOU’RE FAT!
AGH! BITCH! *guards arm, swipes the letter opener at his chest* I’M GONNA SLICE CHUNKS OF FAT OUTTA YOU AND DONATE THEM TO SOUP KITCHENS!
*jumps back* PEOPLE DON’T LIKE EATING MUSCLE, STUPID!
*trips forward with all the grace of an angry one-legged ostrich, letter opener aimed at his...
1 tag
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
ARE YOU CHICKEN? COME GET IT!
*lunges forward* WHY DON’T YOU COME GET IT, YA FAT SCAREDY FAT CAT!?
*cuts his arm* I’M NOT FAT! YOU’RE FAT!
AGH! BITCH! *guards arm, swipes the letter opener at his chest* I’M GONNA SLICE CHUNKS OF FAT OUTTA YOU AND DONATE THEM TO SOUP KITCHENS!
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
I WILL!
*does some random gestures with knife* OKAY!
*jabs blindly* ALRIGHT THEN!
ARE YOU CHICKEN? COME GET IT!
*lunges forward* WHY DON’T YOU COME GET IT, YA FAT SCAREDY FAT CAT!?
3 tags
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet replied to your post: ((I get the feeling that for all his aggressiveness, Chuck’s a bit of a coward.))
((he totally is. unless he’s fighting someone he knows is weaker. Oh Chuck *shakes head*))
((Chuck, honey, just relax and go fuck Geoffrey. I know that’s what you want to do anyway. *pats head*))
((Yeah, Chuck, go and… ffffffuuuuuuuu okay never...
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
*brandishes letter opener* YOU’RE GONNA SEE IT, PAL!
*looks around and grabs a knife he was using to eat fried things* BRING IT ON, BUDDY!
I WILL!
*does some random gestures with knife* OKAY!
*jabs blindly* ALRIGHT THEN!
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*laughs louder* I’d like to see you try!
*brandishes letter opener* YOU’RE GONNA SEE IT, PAL!
*looks around and grabs a knife he was using to eat fried things* BRING IT ON, BUDDY!
I WILL!
Ooh! My fat lookalikes are about to fight!
bramlet-abercrombie:
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
*laughs* We befriended each other last night! You LOSE, faker!
…
….
…….
………..
YOU UGLY SONOFABITCH!! I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU CAN’T BEFRIEND ANYONE EVER AGAIN!
*laughs louder* I’d like to see you try!
*brandishes letter opener* YOU’RE GONNA SEE IT, PAL!
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
geoffreythebeautiful:
mrchucknoblet:
but there’s no way I can eat the whole thing by myself.
You can fit it all in, you just have to open up a bit wider. Maybe relax your throat a bit.
Uh, I mean WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE MY BOYF- *cough* MY COLLEAGUE????
*triumphantly manages to fit a large chunk of cheesecake in before the...
4 tags
mrchucknoblet said: ((>_> I’m mrchucknoblet who...
bramlet-abercrombie:
((shh don’t give me that I know you have a personal
Woman
Man
Person
I wish to befriend you))
((but… but…
>_>
<_<
thelilacpilgrim is me. shh.))
sudden urge for chocolate fudge brownie cheesecake
geoffreythebeautiful:
mrchucknoblet:
but there’s no way I can eat the whole thing by myself.
You can fit it all in, you just have to open up a bit wider. Maybe relax your throat a bit.
Uh, I mean WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE MY BOYF- *cough* MY COLLEAGUE????
*triumphantly manages to fit a large chunk of cheesecake in before the accusation takes him by surprise. chokes.*
...
3 tags
I think I need to go lie down for a while...
and just hope that I can forget the… the melon-crush-way it… the way it…
I have to go.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO...
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
chucknoblet-jellineck:
mrchucknoblet:
NO YOU’RE RIGHT I’M SORRY THAT WAS TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR.
NOW YOU’RE MAKING ME UPSET. I MEAN DISTRAUGHT. I MEAN ANGRY. YEAH, ANGRY, THAT’S THE ONE!
VERY ANGRY. *tears up* GEOFFREY…
INCREDIBLY… *quickly follows* OH GOD HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE…
D-DON’T… TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT… *breaks* OHGOD… GEOFFREY WHY…
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