*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY LINE!
*tries to grab his arms*
*pokes at Chuck’s arms with the joints of the glasses*
OW! *hits him*
AH! Son of a bitch! *reaches out to grab his hair*
SHUT UP! I HAVE REAL FRIENDS HERE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
I’M SURE THEY ALL SEEM VERY REAL WHEN YOU’RE OFF YOUR MEDS!
THEY ARE REALLY NICE! ONE OF THEM MAKES ME COOKIES!
OH YEAH? WONDER WHAT’S IN THOSE?!
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
*blindly smacks them away and lands on top of him* DON’T EVER COME NEAR ME OR GEOFFREY EVER AGAIN
*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY LINE!
*tries to grab his arms*
*pokes at Chuck’s arms with the joints of the glasses*
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW IS AT SOME STORE!
IT’S AT A COLLEGE WHICH MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU
SO NOW YOU’RE PLAYING YOUR CRAPPY NOVELTY VINYL RECORDS TO JUNKIE COLLEGE STUDENTS? BIG STEP UP THERE!!
SHUT UP! I HAVE REAL FRIENDS HERE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
I’M SURE THEY ALL SEEM VERY REAL WHEN YOU’RE OFF YOUR MEDS!
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
*growls and leaps at him*
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
*blindly smacks them away and lands on top of him* DON’T EVER COME NEAR ME OR GEOFFREY EVER AGAIN
*aims for Chuck’s eye* THAT’S MY LINE!
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR JOB THEN? WORLD’S LARGEST DRAFT STOPPER?!
I RUN A RADIO SHOW! I GET TO DO MUSIC STUFF! I BET YOU STILL TEACH FAKE HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS!
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW IS AT SOME STORE!
IT’S AT A COLLEGE WHICH MEANS I’M BETTER THAN YOU
SO NOW YOU’RE PLAYING YOUR CRAPPY NOVELTY VINYL RECORDS TO JUNKIE COLLEGE STUDENTS? BIG STEP UP THERE!!
*steals other-Chuck’s glasses out of spite*
*stumbles* HEY! *stares at the form of Other-Chuck* DID A SEA LION STEAL MY GLASSES?
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
*growls and leaps at him*
*yelps and attempts to jab other-Chuck with his own glasses*
HE’S AT WORK BECAUSE HE’S NOT A LAZY FATTIE SLOB LIKE YOU!
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR JOB THEN? WORLD’S LARGEST DRAFT STOPPER?!
I RUN A RADIO SHOW! I GET TO DO MUSIC STUFF! I BET YOU STILL TEACH FAKE HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS!
I TEACH AWESOME HISTORY TO JUNKIE TEENAGERS OKAY?! I BET YOUR RADIO SHOW IS AT SOME STORE!
Mmhmm.
I’m not.
*sneers*
*steals other-Chuck’s glasses out of spite*
*stumbles* HEY! *stares at the form of Other-Chuck* DID A SEA LION STEAL MY GLASSES?
*twirls glasses around* DON’T BE STUPID HOW COULD YOU STEAL YOUR OWN GLASSES?!
WE LOVE EACH OTHER YOU STUPID JUNKIE WHORE
I WILL NEVER LET YOU HAVE HIM
I’M NOT ASKING YOU, AM I?! I’M TAKING HIM BACK FROM YOUR LARDY FOLDS OF LARD! WHERE IS HE?! I BET HE’S STUCK SOMEWHERE IN THOSE ROLLS OF FAT!
HE’S AT WORK BECAUSE HE’S NOT A LAZY FATTIE SLOB LIKE YOU!
I’VE BEEN DOING PLENTY OF STUFF TODAY! WHAT’S YOUR JOB THEN? WORLD’S LARGEST DRAFT STOPPER?!
